21 Awkward And Funny Dating Stories That, I Kid You Not, Actually Happened To People

Awkward dates are beginning to turn into a specialty of mine. I am literally laughing to myself right now sitting down writing all of this, looking back at some of my most awkward dating mishaps over the years. Oh gosh. I am cringing so much as I think this was one of the most embarrassing things I have ever done on a date. I was on a cute little dinner date with a certain summbowdy and everything was going so well. I loved spending time with this guy so as you can imagine, I was on cloud 9. It was all perfect until I got so into our conversation that I started to really speak and had totally forgotten that I still had a couple of thicc strands of noodles left in my mouth. As he was intently staring into my eyes as I was beginning to speak, out goes a whole thick strand of noodle that slid out of my mouth, which I immediately sucked back in. The motion of that damn noodle reminded me of how a cuckoo clock would operate, when it would strike a certain time and the cuckoo bird would come shooting out then would go back in. I was the clock and noodle was the bird.

16 AWFUL Dating Horror Stories (That’ll Make You Feel Better About Your Love Life)

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Sometimes first dates can be really nervewracking and when you embarrass us the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to them on a first date and​.

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Join the community to continue the conversation today. Dating can be so awkward, especially the initial first date. It only gets worst when you have an embarrassing moment on a first date! These people unfortunately had to experience that themselves. Their confessions reveal the mortifying moments they had to live through in front of their dates. Worst spot to be in.

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Here are the mishaps that seven women encountered during the early stages of a relationship, and the lengths they went to in order to keep said mishaps under wraps. Age 25, New York City. When we got to the top, he went to make a move on me. Instead of fessing up that I got my period and needed to take care of it, I ran into the stairwell and locked the door behind me. He was trapped up there for five minutes while I freaked out and rearranged my outfit to hide the stain and put a tampon in.

He kept shouting and trying to find a way to open the door the whole time too.

My worst/funniest/most embarrassing date. I could fill pages and pages with horror stories (HA!).but then again, what single woman in her.

Fast forward into the date and he disappeared and came back holding a sandwich-sized bag half full of what looked like broken glass. Crack, my Tinder date had crack. I politely declined his offer and then when I had the opportunity, made an exit. He sat next to me in the restaurant booth and proceeded to slide a butter knife up and down my thigh. He then went on to ask what my response would be if he told me he had five dicks.

Yeah, never saw that guy again. Then afterwards, while eating dinner, the conversation was so awkward due to nothing in common, I couldn’t even look him in the eye.


Many of us have had them and many of us have squirmed through them: first dates. I’ve personally had enough in my time to make Carrie Bradshaw blush. I’m no relationship expert, but I am pretty sure that internet or not, most first dates are like a cat on roller skates: awkward. With nearly everyone using social media, it’s nigh on impossible to avoid seeing what someone looks like before you go on a date, making blind dates null and void in 2k Well, except for one specific type of blind date, since some sick genius thankfully invented reality TV, and in particular, First Dates on Channel 4.

Reality TV has spawned countless opportunities for awkward moments to be captured on camera, so that all of us can share that cringey feeling right down in the bottom of our stomachs.

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First dates are a recipe for embarrassing yourself. Here, nine guys open up about their most embarrassing first date stories. Apparently there was some fraudulent activity on my account. But that must have been an awkward 45 minutes for that poor girl. I got things straightened out and we actually went on a few more dates, but I felt awful leaving her behind. I took her to the only nice restaurant in our college town, and I proceeded to butcher the pronunciation of everything on the menu.

Luckily she thought it was cute. It definitely annoyed her. Needless to say, that went nowhere. I was so nervous for some reason.

Surviving Dating’s Most Embarrassing Moments

First dates are stressful. Even if they go well, meeting a new person is inherently going to be difficult at first. And while we all inevitably have a rotten date or two under our belts, some dates take it from bad to horrific. We’ve rounded up the craziest stories from various Reddit threads that will make you want to thank your lucky stars your last date was just a bad kisser.

Until two days ago when I saw her in the pub where we had a brief catch-up and I got her number. We meet up and it was going great.

Everyone has had bad first dates, but these girls have stories you won’t believe. From being peed on, to witnessing your date getting.

I could fill pages and pages with horror stories HA! This whole dating thing, of spending awkward periods of time over dinner or coffee making small talk with a complete stranger and hoping a spark lights or sometimes hoping a fire burns the place down so you can escape as quickly as possible is an odd ritual, at best. Finding two people on the same page at the same time with the same feelings seems as impossible to me as finding a needle in a haystack.

Or Miley Cyrus with clothes on. I also believe and hope it will happen for me someday. Now…that said…I have certainly seen my parade of frogs. He was probably the most heinous of the Parade of Frogs, as he literally wore rejection on his sleeve. Never again will I subject myself to hours of misery over dinner or even lunch. Over dinner.

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We’ve all had our fair share of bad dates. It’s all too easy to find yourself breaking bread with someone who looked good on paper, but who’s actually pretty terrible once you meet him or her in person. But however bad your last bad date went, just know that it could have been much worse.

Listen to EP Dating Horror Stories! Your Most Embarrassing Moments! by I Don’t Get It on Bullhorn. Everyone has had bad first dates, but these girls have.

The most awkward first dates can be attributed to pretty much anything under the sun. Maybe your date was really nervous, maybe you were totally distracted, or maybe you just realized from the moment they showed up in Crocs with socks that you two were just too different for things to ever work out. But thankfully, these painful experiences can be laughed about later and make for really entertaining dinner-party fodder.

Sometimes it really is shocking how bad a date can turn out to be. If you ask me, along with more comprehensive sex education, we also could use a few crash courses in what to do if your date keeps licking his lips and mumbling about how you look “good enough to eat” five minutes into your appetizers. Lol, yup. Courtesy of Reddit, here are some of the most awkward first date stories that will make you LOL and squirm, probably at the same time.

It happens to the best of us! Unfortunately, massively awkward first dates just come with the dating territory. By Tayi Sanusi. We met up at a local burger joint and he didn’t say a single word.

Most awkward and embarrassing dating show moment EVER!

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